This made me giggle like a loser.
boss is going by
quick wave at the boss
I just don’t know anymore…
(Source: nobaadtrip, via jax-rabbit)
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots, via pitpiano)
Furisode (振袖) is a style of kimono distinguishable by its long sleeves, which range in length from 85 centimeters for a kofurisode (小振袖) to 114 centimeters for an ōfurisode (大振袖).
Furisode are the most formal style of kimono worn by unmarried women in Japan.
Many parents buy the Furisode for their daughters to celebrate this significant point in a young woman’s life. Furisode is a formal kimono for single women, it is brightly colored and made of very fine quality silk. In the very modest Japanese society wearing a Furisode is a very obvious statement. It is a very loud and clear advertisement that the single woman is available for marriage. (x)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
(Source: polynumerous, via pitpiano)
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel relaxed. This is because your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second.
DEATH BY CORGI IS AN AWESOME WAY TO DIE.
(via dinkelberg)
Well, that’s ironic.
Irony Man
Irony Man
That guy must be so pissed off
(via dinkelberg)